giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

(via noratshere)

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(via divergentnotdauntless)

hailqueenoakley:

how is this guy 

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the same as this guy

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(via divergentnotdauntless)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(via divergentnotdauntless)

"No matter what, Edward will always be special." - Edward Scissorhands (1990)

(via nipahdubs)

just-a-skinny-boy:

kibblesundbitches:

So, I found this note in my bedroom at my parents’ house and had no idea why it was on my dresser or when I had received it. I have no recollection of it whatsoever. So I asked my mom, and she told me…
(Background: Three years ago, I attempted suicide a few days before my brother was set to go to a friend’s cabin for a weekend. I was eighteen; he was 21)
My parents had to force him to still go. 
When I got home from the hospital, this was on my bed waiting. Christian suffers from severe OCD. At the time, he refused to hand write anything because his OCD was too severe to let him. He had to type, because it was easier to rewrite an entire assignment when it was on the computer than when it was handwritten. He would literally do an assignment 15-20 times before he could get through the whole thing. 
So he apparently fought off his OCD just so he could write me a note so that I wouldn’t feel like he didn’t care.
I wish I remembered this, because it makes me feel so loved to know about it now. 
Guys.
My brother is so fucking sweet.

This is amazing omg

just-a-skinny-boy:

kibblesundbitches:

So, I found this note in my bedroom at my parents’ house and had no idea why it was on my dresser or when I had received it. I have no recollection of it whatsoever. So I asked my mom, and she told me…
(Background: Three years ago, I attempted suicide a few days before my brother was set to go to a friend’s cabin for a weekend. I was eighteen; he was 21)
My parents had to force him to still go.
When I got home from the hospital, this was on my bed waiting. Christian suffers from severe OCD. At the time, he refused to hand write anything because his OCD was too severe to let him. He had to type, because it was easier to rewrite an entire assignment when it was on the computer than when it was handwritten. He would literally do an assignment 15-20 times before he could get through the whole thing.
So he apparently fought off his OCD just so he could write me a note so that I wouldn’t feel like he didn’t care.
I wish I remembered this, because it makes me feel so loved to know about it now.
Guys.
My brother is so fucking sweet.

This is amazing omg

(via twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck)

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

(via dulect)

underbiteunite:

Bitch, please.

underbiteunite:

Bitch, please.

underbiteunite:

Superhero underdog, Daisy Underbite

underbiteunite:

Superhero underdog, Daisy Underbite

underbiteunite:

Who says disabled dogs can’t live a happy life!? 
#underbiteunite

underbiteunite:

Who says disabled dogs can’t live a happy life!?
#underbiteunite

underbiteunite:

A rare sight of Daisy’s upper teeth! 
#shymaxilla
#underbiteunite

underbiteunite:

A rare sight of Daisy’s upper teeth!
#shymaxilla
#underbiteunite

underbiteunite:

We will be at the Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica again this Saturday from around noon-3 PM. This has become of my favorite ways to spend time with Daisy! 
#underbiteunite

underbiteunite:

We will be at the Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica again this Saturday from around noon-3 PM. This has become of my favorite ways to spend time with Daisy!
#underbiteunite

underbiteunite:

Daisy’s in da hood. 
#underbiteunite #americanapparel

underbiteunite:

Daisy’s in da hood.
#underbiteunite #americanapparel

underbiteunite:

Hanging with my peeps. 

Tag your friends and share the happiness! 
#happyeaster 
#underbiteunite

underbiteunite:

Hanging with my peeps.

Tag your friends and share the happiness!
#happyeaster
#underbiteunite